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"Oh, I see, It's because I'm white. Well, I'm not just white, I'm clear too! And you're clearly stupid" |
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| —Tub of Lard, Stack 'em and Crack 'em | ||
Tub of Lard is a contestant on Extraordinarily Excellent Entities and THREEEE.
Personality[]
Tub of Lard was not only shown to be incredibly lazy and clumsy, but was also shown to be a pathological liar towards the beginning of the series. However, after being in the bottom two during the elimination, he stopped lying as much and tried to help his team out more often, but still maintained his laziness and clumsiness. He is also seen to be rude and manipulative towards his teammates, and always wanted to be the center of attention.
Coverage[]
Episode 1[]
Tub of Lard wasn't found like some of the contestants, but he is seen talking to Feather. He does say that not all of them all losers, they just lose a lot, showing that he definitely is not a winner. TOL is then seen talking to Headset, his pathological liar syndrome shone through in that scene, stating that he's blind and does not see the hole that he just looked at seconds earlier. Next, he claims he is not in the game when Chocolate Bar asks, and then blows up when TNT is thrown in his direction. He ends up on Moonstone's team, Team Are We Even On The Show.
Episode 2[]
Tub of Lard is first shown in a mansion that Moonstone built, and comments that it is indeed red. When both said mansion and a backup are both destroyed (courtesy of Mango), he claims to have another backup mansion (which is actually a rock), claiming that it is also an underground mansion, but both Headset and Smartie fall in and die. Once the challenge is announced, he claims that not all murderers are evil and they just have weird hobbies (as he says this, he holds a bloody knife). He ends up dying when he is lured into a random house and eats presumably drugged food. Smartie ends up being the last one alive, sparing his team from elimination.
Episode 3[]
Tub of Lard doesn't do much in the episode. He claims that the Mango ninjas killed him just as he was speaking. Moonstone and Headset left him, and he ended up dying, with what could be laxatives in his back. His team lost and he was up for elimination.
Episode 4[]
Knowing that the episode was supposed to "develop" the characters, he claimed that he wasn't just a "fat pathological liar", but he also did magic tricks, only to steal SharkBearBerry's wallet. He is in the bottom 2 at elimination, and is the last one safe, with Poison left eliminated. Later, he ends up getting into an argument with Headset about the Pretty Princess Perfection series and which of the two games is better, but he ends up losing said argument. Moonstone reads his thoughts later, and he is still mad that Headset overrode his opinion on the game, and calls him an idiot inside his head. However, the two end up making amends and are friends from this episode on. The duo then talks about how Chalky was chosen as "the smart one", although TOL thinks that he is more of a voice of reason, showing that he is more down-to-earth rather than lying constantly. Chalky ends up losing the challenge, so AWEOTS is up for elimination again.
Deaths[]
- blown up by TNT.
- blows up when he got sick.
- shot by darts.
- shattered by a pickaxe Chalky threw.
- Shattered by a phone thrown at him.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Tub of Lard was formerly voiced by InterstellarLizard (formally known as ToonMaster99), the creator of Object Havoc.
- Tub of Lard has alluded to dropping out of college.
- Tub of Lard made his first appearance in Excellent Entities, during "How Could This Happen To *Explosion*"
- Tub of Lard sounds similar to Dough from Inanimate Insanity and Lumpy Space Princess [1] from Adventure Time.
- Tub of Lard likes fries as shown in "Chao Down", where Moonstone says that she'll give him fries if he does the challenge.
- In the same episode, it also reveals that Tub of Lard is obese. This is possibly because of overeating and being lazy/slow.
- In "Video Game Vexation", according to himself, his gender is “spoongender”. However, this was likely a joke, or he was lying, as per usual.
- Tub of Lard is comfirmed to be aroace (asexual and aromatic).[1]
- He has canonically cosplayed as Ash Ketchum in "Video Game Vexation".
